Weird offers - All those things you wished were built-in to your laptop.

Lately there's been a craze for laptops: There was ELCOT's 50-60% discounts, some price cuts on some older Lenovos, this morning I wake up to receive the perfect laptop offer in the news. It's not in the specifications, it's not the look, it's the accessories. Accessories, accessories, accessories. Observe:

Okay, not too great, if you'd been around a couple of weeks ago you could have had a nice Thinkpad for cheaper. Not exceptional or anything. It's not clear whether they're just dual core Pentiums or Core 2 Duos. It hardly matters though, what's on the other side would make up for this even if they were old Compaq Armadas.

See, I'm no great fan of bundled offers myself. Usually, they're rip-offs. But tell me this, if you were given the chance to get an MP3 player, a colour printer, an HP + Mic and an antique clock, cordless iron, and dinner set wouldn't you jump at the offer? I mean, come on, every up and coming executive who needs a laptop will require a cordless iron, antique clock and dinner set for all those long flights between cities. I can't wait for the day these features are integrated with the laptop itself, mine has the clothes iron part done right already.