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Deccan Chronicle Classifieds

January 19, 2008 by roshan.george in Madras, Reading

Pipe pointed these out to me. They're hilarious! I never thought you could ever have fun reading the Classifieds but Deccan Chronicle has managed to break the stereotype once more. Let's see what they advertise:

  1. Male Gorgeous: Male to Male only. Head to Toe complete relaxation body massage, Hygienic North, South India masseurs anytime.
  2. Body Massage: Male to Male (Hotels/Doorstep). Complete Relaxation. Good Looking Guys. High Profile. Only Male Service.
  3. Mohini Friendship Club: Hi profile male/female contact for nice, real friendship (for earning).

There are hundreds more of these Friendship Clubs, each of them offering nice, sober friendships (for earning) and many more massage parlours all offering exclusive male-to-male massage only from hygienic, good looking guys to relieve tension. Ha ha, yeah right.

9 comments

ArunJanuary 20, 2008

Good 'lucking' guys? I wonder why the newspapers don't correct such spelling errors in ads.

roshan.georgeJanuary 20, 2008

Very funny Arun. My mistake.

SundarJanuary 21, 2008

Haha. Brilliant. Really funny.

AravindhanJanuary 21, 2008

HI George this is Aravindhan,Really good post man..So funny....Do post such things frequently!!!!

roshan.georgeJanuary 21, 2008

Thanks guys, but the credit goes to DC :)

RaghavSRJanuary 24, 2008

Ha ha... They have just removed the traditional word "escort services" for this kind of advertisements..

gioJanuary 25, 2008

Any1 has any experiance with Mohini Friendship.

Can you mail me about them.

[email protected]

roshan.georgeJanuary 26, 2008

Ah gio, no, none of us has any experience with aforementioned company.

AdithyaJanuary 26, 2008

Lol DC.