In the Beginning

In the beginning there was nothing, nothing but emptiness. Then...there was George. George was everything for there was nothing but George, and everything was George. Then, George created the Universe, and all things that were in it.

Time passed, and George grew bored of being alone. He created a sphere of water, and mud, and waited. After eons, George realised that a sphere of water and mud wasn't exceptional company, and he decided to create "Life". Drawing upon his creative powers, George created what he thought would be his greatest masterpiece! But therein lied the flaw, for George was too creative, and the being that was created was a hodge-podge of everything that George wanted, and it had too many legs, too many arms, and not enough brains. Little did George know that this being, Marc, would turn out to be his nemesis.

Not knowing or considering the consequences of his action in his rather excited state, George put Marc in a confined box that George dubbed "PSBB". George then went on to create all the other beings that the world, but that is fuel for another post.

George's world lived in peace, prosperity and happiness for years while Marc slumbered, and the very Earth exuded the joy that was George's. This did not laugh long though, for Marc's mind was awakened at the very institution that George put him in to protect him from the other, more normal, people. Marc's anger at George for having created him from mud was horrible, and destructive, and there was little left of PSBB when Marc escaped from it. Marc would soon learn that that wasn't a wise decision and that PSBB would be the best home he would have for a long time.

To the pacifist George, such an act of violence was terrible and he could not stand it, but it was the least offence that Marc would commit in the 20+ years he would carry on his terrorism against George and his beloved people and come to be known as While George was contemplating strategies to stop Marc, the violent Tyrant was testing out Besant Nagar. That was his first mistake. George was quick, he seized the moment, he took the opportunity, he took the bull by the horns,......, put his shoulder to the wheel, and committed a horrendous sin to save the world, he enrolled Marc in SJBN. That broke Marc and he hasn't been seen since...

In case you haven't got it yet, that's the equivalent of "Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3.." on a mic.