This one is for Marc and Suren: Do you remember The Neutronium Alchemist? I do. Crossroads of Twilight? I do. Pandora’s Star? I won’t forget that either. Thanks for all the help spoiling the story, it’s just what I needed. I’m always the goddamn second chicken.
Chicken: Is this “The Sixth Sense”? Have the robots killed the boy yet??
Other Chicken: Augh!
Tip: Spoiling movies is more fun if you make up new endings
Ha ha, I have this habit too. It is same as recommending a bad movie to someone.
OMG dude, what did we tell you? We forgot.
Joshua Calvert gets possessed (instead of killed), that guy who uses Callandor is actually a Forsaken, the afro dude dies.
Arun: Bugger you, it’s people like you who give people like me who spoil the endings a bad name.
I’m telling you dude, it’s going to be awesome when Alfred Pennyworth becomes The Joker.
What? Really?! NO WAI! :D