Chitra is the reason for this. Blame her. Also, yes, I am aware that non-committal answers are completely useless.
1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
Karma's a bitch, but in the meantime, there's my impotent rage to deal with.
2. If you can have a dream come true, what would it be?
Realistically, to have a nice small family, a job that pays enough and gives me enough time for me to take two weeks off at least each year to visit a foreign country. Not so realistically, I want to be Bov Ine - the fire-breathing god of doom who rides a cow whose hooves strike lightning and whose horns are a portal to Discworld.
3. Whose butt would you like to kick?
Guns, I believe in peace.
4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
Buy a stake in AIG (ha ha).
5. Will you fall in love with your best friend?
I don't swing that way.
6. Which is more blessed: loving someone or being loved by someone?
Can't I have both? I don't know otherwise. Think hard, and you probably won't either.
7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you love?
If they love me...forever. If not, not at all.
8. If the person you secretly like is attached, what will you do?
Depends on what they're attached to. I generally stay clear of people attached to cows, for instance.
9. If you could root for one social cause, what would it be?
Universal education. This is very important. Secondly, the mandatory death sentence for harassment.
10. What takes you down the fastest?
Ha ha! Like I'd tell you my only weakness!
11. Where do you see yourself in 10 years time?
Exactly? In bed.
12. What’s your fear?
Heights.
13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
A very cunning character.
14. Would you rather be single and rich or married and poor?
Once I would have chosen the latter, but it makes little sense, so I'd choose the former.
15. What’s the first thing you do wen you wake up?
Hit the snooze button. Yes yes, I know everyone was thinking the same thing, and then we all go back to sleep. And you won't believe it, it was just five minutes but when we woke up it was 3 hours.
16. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously who will you pick?
Henry Hill (the guy from Goodfellas) said it best, "If you can't love two people at once, there's something wrong with you". No, not really.
17. Would you give all in a relationship?
I try. I would love to.
18. Would you forgive and forget someone no matter how horrible a thing he has done?
No, I'm the exact other end of the spectrum. I nurse grudges on tiny matters. I still don't forgive Bikram for spilling lime juice on my sandals two and a half years ago.
19. Do you prefer being single or in a relationship?
The latter, but it does give you a little freedom to not be.
20. List of 6 people to tag:
Marc - Because he won't do anything about it.
Isha - Because she'll laugh at me and call me ... a very bad name.
Volunteers please - I don't get that many comments, you see.
When I was a kid I decided to write a chain letter, it didn't get very long. But I sent it anyway, and I cheated, I used carbon paper. So take that, suckers. I was a young spammer. Sadly, now that's all coming back to me.
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From this post I gleaned that:
1. You are impotent (your own words)
2. You are unusually interested in cows
3. You don't understand that single and rich usually LEADS TO married and poor so you can have both
4. You don't check email as soon you wake up. GTFO of the internet, you ain't hardcore enough
1. Ha ha ha.
2. No amount of interest in cows can be unusual.
3. Victory! I think.
4. This one hit close to home, very close to home. I haven't been the same since I could just flip my phone open and see if I had any mail. It has made me a better person.
But there is no cow level!
Cunning indeed! * evil grin *
And karma! RotFL!
Marc: I vendor'd the leg.
Chitra: Heh heh, yes, heh heh.
OI BUGGER!
What have I done to deserve to be mentioned, Amrita?
And what am I supposed to do now? Fill out a silly questionnaire like this one and feel good about it? :D
(if I want to feel good, I can just make Sir Roshieposhie Grumblebunny jealous about Canterbury, muhahahaha!!!)
See! You did it again! But as for your happy times in college, soon I hope to have a good time too. Then we shall see. THEN WE SHALL SEE!
oh yes, indeediedoo.
I actually answered those freaking questiones. seen it yet? page before last.
did I write questiones? questions of corse.
you see, the eengleesh weather..
shit, I meant of course.
I rest my case.
I did, I did. I seen it. Ha ha.
'Universal education'? What happened to the great Grumblebunny who felt that a good social issue to have as theme for a street play was, 'Women's education. It's most disturbing, women are being educated these days! Not healthy... not healthy at all...'?
*grins*
By universal I meant for all male children, of course. What sane person would include women in any universal social program? :P
Marquees rock!
So do marquesses!
Life is wonderful no?
...oh yes. Especially in Canterbury.
Rub it in, rub it in. You're enjoying yourself, aren't you?