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Please don't send me this

December 12, 2007 by roshan.george in Musings, Internet
HEY ITS kirk hammett, FROM THE DIRECTOR OF ORKUT,EVERYBODY SORRY FOR THEINTERRUPTION BUT ORKUT IS CLOSING THE SYSTEM DOWN BECAUSE TOO MANY BOTTERS ARE TAKING UP ALL THE NAMES, WE ONLY HAVE 57 NAMES LEFT,
IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO CLOSE YOUR ACCOUNT, DONT SEND THIS MESSAGE, IF YOU WANT
TOKEEP YOUR ACCOUNT ,SEND THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON YOUR LIST.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU'LL BE SORRY IF YOU DONT SEND IT. THANKS DIRECTOR OFORKUT, TIM BUISKI. WHOEVER DOESNT SEND THIS MESSAGE, YOUR ACCOUNT WILLBEDEACTIVATED AND IT WILL COST YOU $ 10.00 A MONTH TO USE IT..

Kirk Hammett?!

8 comments

MarcDecember 12, 2007

Already got some five copies of this, but from Diana.

roshan.georgeDecember 12, 2007

They've really got the big guns on their side. When will they stop?! Are dead people not enough?

IshaDecember 16, 2007

I'd rather like a message from James Hetfield...

MarcDecember 16, 2007

Only a matter of time... till the spammers get to your blog.

roshan.georgeDecember 16, 2007

And then you can have all the James Hetfields you want. You can even have some Ulrichs if you want.

IshaDecember 16, 2007

Ullrich? Ugh no! My ex-ex-boyfriend's surname is Ullrich. Bit of a turn-off.

I correct my previous statement. I want James Hetfield :D

roshan.georgeDecember 16, 2007

Dear Sir/Madam,

You have won a year's supply of James Hetfields. To redeem this offer you must send in a token fee of Rs. ONE MILLION DOLLAHS for accounting purposes.

Thank you,
Metallica's Nigerian Manager.

IshaDecember 17, 2007

*screeeeeeeeeeeech*
*sends one million dollahs and waits for James Hetfield*