This one is for Marc and Suren: Do you remember The Neutronium Alchemist? I do. Crossroads of Twilight? I do. Pandora’s Star? I won’t forget that either. Thanks for all the help spoiling the story, it’s just what I needed. I’m always the goddamn second chicken.
Chicken: Is this “The Sixth Sense”? Have the robots killed the boy yet??
Other Chicken: Augh!
Tip: Spoiling movies is more fun if you make up new endings